So the problem is with this gym equipment shed?
Yeah. It's locked from the inside and we can't get it open.
We can hear noises and voices from inside. It's creepy.
So we came to you to check it out for us.
Wise decision.
Do so in the future too.
Isn't it ready yet? Come on, hurry up!
Right. Okay, finished.
Whoa! This is awesome!
It's so good.
Man, it was worth all the risk.
It's a shame we're the ones having all the fun.
Why don't we secretly sell some of this off to other people?
No way! We might be caught.
It's narcotics. No doubt about it.
Narcotics?
As the Head of Security and Assistant to the Student Body President, I can't let this slide.
Stand back.
Um, Sagara-kun, what are you...
Hold it right there!
Don't try to resist. Just surrender.
Sagara-kun? What's going on?
Look what you did! They're all ruined!
What did you say?
He's right!
Kazama, what were you doing in here?
What does it look like? Developing pictures!
Oh man, it was so hard collecting all these!
You're so mean, Sagara-kun! What did we do to deserve THIS?
I didn't know this is what you were doing.
But that's no reason to use a stun grenade!
Why are you developing pictures out here?
You've been causing problems for Tokiwa and the softball team.
Yeah!
Sorry about that,
but the Photography Club doesn't have a club room.
Uncontrollable Bluebird
What do you think you're doing?
You can't just use the geology room without permission!
How many times do I have to tell you?
Yeah, we know, but...
We don't have any place to practice.
Chidori-san!
What?
The Biology Club is experimenting on cockroaches right next to where we're making lasagna!
Tell them to stop!
What are you doing? We have a biology room, go use THAT!
Yeah, well...
The Amateur Karate Club is in there now.
Tsubaki-kun!
Chido-
Captain!
Tsubaki-kun!
Are you okay?!
Oh, hi Chidori-chan. What's up?
Stop playing around in here!
We're not playing.
We were just studying how to fight in an area where there are a lot of obstacles.
Well stop it! You're bothering other people!
Go find somewhere else to practice!
What're you complainin' about, GIRLY?
You're the one who kicked us out of the dojo in the first place!
We're the victims here!
You could say we're poor lost little lambs!
Yeah! You should feel sorry for us!
What'd you do that for, Tsubaki-kun?
Shut it!
Don't act like you're PROUD of being so pathetic!
Anyway, I do feel bad for you, but you can't practice here.
Yeah, all right.
Sorry, Chidori.
Thanks. As long as you understand. You're a real sensible person, Tsubaki-kun.
You think so?
Yeah!
Okay, thanks a lot!
What're you grinning at?
Man, it's just been one thing after another today.
The Photography Club's been having problems too.
They don't have a club room, so they were using the equipment shed.
Our school never has enough rooms for clubs to meet.
What about building a new clubroom on the roof?
I have no problem acquiring used temporary barracks from the US Army really cheap.
Really? That's a great idea!
However, there aren't any windows, so the air circulation is bad.
In the summer, it would be just like a steam sauna.
Then that's rejected! No way!
Good work, Chidori.
Where have you been?
I just had a little something to discuss with someone.
Oh, really...
Well, we've been here trying to figure out what do about the shortage of club rooms.
That's just what I was discussing.
One of the club rooms has opened up.
There are only two members in the Social Science Club,
so they have agreed to give up their room.
Oh, that's great.
However, they made an unusual demand regarding how to decide which club would use the new room.
And what is it?
Each club is to attract as many people of the opposite sex as it can.
The one that draws the most people wins.
But that sounds like...
Flirting!
This is the perfect weather for flirting!
We from the Social Science Club would like to thank you all for supporting our project today.
Let me introduce myself.
I'm the president of the Social Science Club, Nanba Shiro.
I'll go over the rules one more time.
Each club will select three members to do the flirting.
They will go out on the streets and talk to people of the opposite sex.
Whichever club draws in the most people wins. We will count the number of people here at 4 PM.
You can bring them here yourself or tell them to be here. Just be creative, okay?
We will now begin registration.
Ugh, I can't believe it's actually starting.
I guess they all really want a room.
Are we going to participate too?
No, we're just observers for the Student Body Association.
I'm just curious!
Huh?
Hold it, what do you think you're doing?
You're going to be in it too?
Affirmative.
But you're not in any club.
Incorrect. I joined the Photography Club yesterday.
I'm already in their records.
We asked Sagara-kun to help us.
He has good looks, he's brave,
and he owes us for ruining our film, so he agreed.
Right?
Yes. Affirmative.
You asked him for help? Damn. I should've thought of that!
It's too late to realize that now, Tsubaki.
Now that I'm in the fight, you have no chance of winning.
The new club room belongs to the Photography Club.
What was that?
How far do you have to go to get in my way, Sagara? I'll...
Uh, wait...
No, I don't think you'll get in my way at all.
What do you mean by that?
Nothing. Well, do your best!
What are you laughing at?
Well, because.
Sagara, do you really think you can get any girls in THAT get-up?
I place priority on functionality.
I think YOU'RE the ones who look foolish.
Oh, really? You think so, huh?
Then why don't we make a little bet?
If you get even ONE girl, I'll treat you to lunch for two weeks.
But if you can't get any girls...
Hmm, let me see...
You have to swim in that lake completely naked! How about that?
Sounds fine to me.
Whoa!
Go for it, Music Club!
Don't forget what you said.
Whoa, hold it, Sousuke!
You seem strangely confident... But are you sure about this?
No problem.
Sagara-kun, do you even know what "flirting" means?
I explained it to him.
It's a "girl hunt," right?
Should be no trouble.
No trouble?
Correct. Given my strength, women will be simple to get.
Gentlemen, let the contest begin!
This is a part of Social Science.
Social Science?
Right. What kind of person does the opposite sex find easy to trust?
An honest person? A liar? A frivolous person?
Or is there a completely different theory behind it?
I thought I'd take a little sample and find out.
Oh... I see.
Hi, excuse me, Miss, would you like to...
Whoa, that was rough.
Hey, are you okay? Whoa, that was rough.
Hey, look.
Isn't that Sasaki-kun, the one in charge of supplies for the Student Body? He's in 10th grade.
He's also a member of the Model Club.
Uh, um, excuse me...
Huh? Whaddya want?
Uh, um,
would you like to have a cup of tea with me?
Huh? Are you with some religion?
Or are you maybe trying to pick us up? Are you making fun of us?
Then how about karaoke or something?
Who ARE you guys?
You trying to get us to go sing anime songs or something?
Whoa, I think you're right!
That looks painful...
Hang in there, Sasaki-kun!
Listen jerk, stop staring at me with those nasty eyes!
You give me the creeps!
I... I'm sorry...
Turn three times and bark like a dog. And then we'll let you take us out for some food.
Dammit...
Screw you, then!
Who'd ever want to talk to girls like you, anyway?
I just want a room where I can take my time making my models!
All the model kits I haven't finished yet cry out to me every night, begging me to finish them!
Can 1:1 scale Perfect Grade UGLY figures like you possibly understand their pain?!
Well? Can you? Tell me! Come on!
Whoa, hold it! Stop it, Sasaki!
Okay, you made your point already!
Lemme go!
Let's get out of here!
I'll fix their rotten attitudes with Poly Putty!
Those selfish Old Type bitches got sucked in by Shibuya!
They'll never get any points like that.
Looks like it's hopeless for the Model Club.
Then I'll see you at the plaza in the park at 4:00.
Sure, okay!
But why can't we go out now?
Uh, well, there are... circumstances...
Wow. They're just as good as I thought.
That's about an 80, right?
The Music Club is taking this too easy.
The secret of flirting is, ask enough girls and you'll eventually succeed with one.
Is that right?
Any guy can dress nicely, and if he tries to talk to, say, ten girls,
then in the worst case at least one girl will listen to him.
And the one who does listen to him will usually go out with him until the end.
If he walks around for a whole day, one girl is sure to give him her real phone number.
What you need is fortitude.
Oh, so that's how it is...
So, does that mean he flirts all the time?
Hey!
Aren't they from the Amateur Karate Club?
Huh? Are they cosplaying?
Hey, you're some pretty cute chicks.
When you look at me with those scared, bunny-rabbit eyes,
it gets me even more charged up!
Looks more like kidnapping than flirting.
Stop right there!
Can't you tell they don't like you?
Let them go!
Who the hell are you?
Stupid brat! We're gonna beat you into the ground!
What?!
Justice prevails!
It's no use! He's way too tough for us!
We'll remember this!
Oh, I get it. The "Ally of Justice" strategy, huh?
Are you hurt?
No, not at all!
You saved us!
That's good.
Well, um, if you want to thank me, I have a favor to ask.
Could you come to the stage in that park at 4 PM? All of you.
But why?
I'll tell you then! Just come, okay?
Bye!
Hmm, I think I'd give that a 60.
If he's going to do this, he needs to make sure the girls say they'll actually come.
Oh look, it's Kazama-san.
Ugh, look at HER!
I wonder if Kazama-kun likes that kind of girl...
So is his strategy to beg and plead?
Down here.
Yeah.
It'll be quick.
Gedor to Ashceros.
Code Six, Delta, Bravo, Sierra, over.
Ashceros, roger.
Proceed with caution.
Hey, what're you doing?
I'm sorry. I just got a call from my friend.
What kind of friend? A foreigner?
Yeah, something like that. Okay, how about around here?
I don't care where you do it.
Just take the picture, you little pervert.
If you make me wait, I'll add an extra charge!
This is Gedor. Guidance complete. Go.
30,000's too cheap for a shot of my panties anyway.
Ashceros, Roger.
What the hell is this?!
Ashceros, success. This makes six.
You bastards! What's going on here? Let me out!
Quiet down.
Yelling like that will only shorten your life span.
Sagara-kun,
I think we might've gotten this wrong after all.
Using money as bait to lure them into a trap is the most reliable strategy.
Well I do want the room, but I don't know about this...
What are you talking about?
You're the one who told me flirting is a "girl hunt."
I didn't think you'd be hunting girls for real though!
It might be too late to say this,
but I think we've committed a big crime here...
No, we'll let them go tonight. It's catch and release. No problem.
There's a BIG problem!
Chidori-san!
Chidori? What's wrong?
Why you... Why you...
Let them go! Right now!
Right!
Get back here, you bastards!
Don't you screw with me!
That hurts, you know.
JUST SHUT UP!
Didn't you think what you were doing was just a little strange?
You say that, but I still don't really understand what flirting is.
Listen up! Flirting is...
When a guy sees a girl he doesn't know on the street or in a store and asks her to go out!
Of course it takes skill, but the trick is to appeal to her with a smile and a cheerful attitude!
And if the girl says yes, you take her out to tea or to whatever other place she wants to go.
Don't slack on the courtesy! Never stop smiling!
Find a topic girls seem to like, and talk and talk and keep talking!
AND keep giving her compliments!
And of course you have to pay for everything!
In other words, you need to act like KURZ!
You got that? THAT'S flirting!
I can't do that.
Well, don't look at me for help!
You really didn't know? You're hopeless!
This is bad. Really bad. I never expected this.
What are you going to do, Sagara-kun? You made that promise...
Hey Chidori-san...
Can't you let us trap at least one girl like we did before?
Heck, no. Of course not!
Our club needs the room,
but even more importantly, Sagara-kun's in trouble!
Why should I care about that?
I'm not looking after him.
But, Chidori-san...
It's a good opportunity. You have to think about what you did.
You're always, always going out of control!
And then you leave me to pick up after you!
Like what just happened!
If anything had gone wrong, you wouldn't have been the only one in deep, serious trouble.
You'd have gotten everyone in school involved!
Sorry. You have a point.
Sagara-kun...
I'll use a frontal attack, and try to talk to girls like normal.
There's a possibility at least one of them will have an uncommon interest in military affairs.
Excuse me.
Would you like to hear about the new Javelin missile...
Do you know the names of Defense Agency spies?
Would you like to know an efficient way to shoot your target?
This will be good for him.
If he keeps going like he is, he'll never fit in with Japanese culture.
Would you like to know top secret information about the Soviet Navy?
Yes, thank you. I'll be 88 this year.
No, what I meant to say is...
I came to buy something for my grandson's birthday party today. He looks a little like you.
He does?
He's a really sweet, honest, good kid.
I'm trying to think of what kind of gift he'd like.
How about this?
It's a French Army Tank, called a Leclerc.
It's equipped with innovative modular shielding...
Thank you very much for all your help today.
No need to thank me.
Be careful on your way home.
Hi, Nanba-san? This is Chidori. I'm not feeling too good...
Yeah, I'm going home early. I'm sorry.
Thanks, bye.
See you later. Do your best.
Thank you so much.
We've finished calculating the totals.
First, in third place with a total of three girls,
the Fishing Club!
Next, in second place with a total of five girls,
the Music Club!
Honestly, I thought they would do a little bit better.
And finally!
In first place with an incredible total of 11 girls!
It's the Amateur Karate Club!
Yeah!
I came all the way here with you because I thought you were cute,
so what's with this mob?
Tsubaki-san, is THIS why you called us out here?
Which means the club room belongs to the Karate Club now!
Hey, Sagara-kun! How many girls did the Photography Club get?
Zero.
Zero! So in other words, you couldn't even get one girl!
Affirmative.
Then keep your promise.
Take your clothes off and go swimming naked!
Sagara-kun...
Strip, Sagara! Go for it!
See, I told him.
Fine. A promise is a promise.
Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
Excuse me.
I apologize for keeping you waiting, Sagara-san.
Um, who are you?
Don't say anymore.
Weren't you the gentleman who insisted that I come here this afternoon?
It was so difficult to slip out without my husband noticing.
Husband?
Oh, she's someone's wife?
I believe you promised that we would have dinner together, correct?
Y... yeah?
I have been looking forward to it so much.
Well then, shall we go?
Huh? Um...
So long, everyone. Take care.
I lost!
He got someone's wife?!
He's got us beat!
Who... Who IS she?
I don't remember talking to a girl like this.
It seems you had a narrow escape, Sagara-san.
Yes, ma'am!
But, who are you?
My, don't you remember me? But we see each other every day.
It makes me so sad.
I'm sorry. But I don't remember...
You really don't know who I am?
No, ma'am! I'm afraid not.
I can't take it anymore!
I did it! Am I amazing, or what?
That was the best!
In other words, it was a big success!
Chidori?!
Yeah! You couldn't tell?
You seriously didn't know who I was?
Yes! The disguise was perfect!
You should thank me!
I went all the way back to my house and got my mother's kimono.
Oh, so that's it...
Yup!
Wow, you always manage to surprise me.
Don't I?
There's something ELSE I want you to say too, though.
Um, thank you.
Try again!
I'm sorry.
Idiot!
I'll definitely pay you back for this.
Wrong!
I'll be more careful from now on.
You look... beautiful.
That's the first time you've said that to me.
Preview
A lot has happened, but now it's almost over. And...
THE LAST EPISODE IS ABOUT A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON?!
Affirmative.
A tragic event suddenly befalls a peaceful school. Young lives disappear one by one.
Hold it! Isn't this a COMEDY?!
You're being naive!
The last episode will have slaughter,
which will most likely win it acclaim as a controversial story!
That's definitely a strategy for victory!
NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Next time: 5th Period Hot Spot
A shocking ending which is sure to be a milestone in Japanese anime history.
Stay tuned until the last moment!
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